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Best In Life Demo

by Turbogoblin RX

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1.
FRAG EM 01:03
OGRE LIVING AT THE BOTTOM OF A WELL BIG CHEESE! SEND HIM BACK TO HELL I LIVE FOREVER! I NEVER DIE! IN MY CASTLE WHERE I EAT A CHICKEN PIE FRAG TROLL GET GOLD FRAG TROLL DRAGON SITTING IN HIS SHINY TREASURE CAVE BIG DEAL! PUT HIM IN HIS GRAVE I STEAL HIS THRONE / I STEAL HIS JEWEL I LIVE IN CASTLE WHERE I SWIM IN SWIMMING POOL FRAG TROLL GET GOLD GO BALD FRAG TROLL
2.
DUNGEON 00:58
DUNGEON DUNGEON YOU ARE IN A DUNGEON EVERYTHING IS LOCKED AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUN IF YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE PUT YOU IN A DUNGEON CHAIN YOU TO A WALL AND I MAKE YOU EAT A RAT RULER RULER YOU CAN CALL ME BIG BOSS TREASURE WENT IN DUNGEON, BIG FINANCIAL LOSS IF YOU ARE A WANKER PUT YOU IN A DUNGEON TAKE AWAY YOUR WEAPON AND I LEAVE YOU THERE TO ROT LOCK THE DOORS HIDE THE KEYS SECRET WALLS FORTRESS FORTRESS I LIVE IN A FORTRESS GIVE THE PEOPLE CAKE AND I MAKE THEM ALL ADORE US IF PEOPLE IGNORE ME, PUT THEM IN A DUNGEON TAKE AWAY THEIR WEAPON AND I LEAVE THEM THERE TO ROT LOCK THE DOORS HIDE THE KEYS SECRET WALLS OUT
3.
SPELL 01:03
STOLE ME BLOOD STEAL MY HAIR SAW A WITCH IN THE AIR MADE ME CHANGE! STOLE ME BLOOD STEAL MY HAIR SAW A WITCH IN THE AIR SPELL ON ME MADE ME FAT HAIR FALL OUT BROKEN BACK GOBLIN BOY CANNOT RUN UGLY TO EVERYONE STOLE MY BLOOD STEAL MY HAIR
4.
BEST IN LIFE 01:58
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST IN LIFE STAY IN BED ALL NIGHT ROOM SERVICE ENEMIES ARE DEAD SLEEPING IN GOT NO WOES I HEAR THE CRYING OF MY FOES WHAT'S BEST IN LIFE? WHAT'S BEST IN LIFE? WHAT'S BEST IN LIFE? WHAT'S BEST IN LIFE? I SAY WHATS BEST STAYIN' IN BED ROOM SERVICE FOES ARE DEAD SLEEPING IN GOT NO WOES I HEAR THEM CRYING
5.
GOLDEN SWORD 01:11
I DONT LIKE THE NEIGHBORS GONNA START A WAR GET ME A CHARIOT AND A GOLDEN SWORD WE'LL TAKE THE SHIRT OFF OTHER PEOPLES BACKS SUPPLEMENT OUR INCOME WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S TAX DO YOU WANNA RULE OR DO YOU WANNA KING? ARE YOU DOWN FOR KILLING FUCKING EVERYTHING? IM SICK OF EVERYONE THATS DIFFERENT FROM MYSELF GET ME MY CHARIOT AND MY GOLDEN SWORD WELL TAKE THE SHIRTS OFF PEOPLE'S BACKS SUPPLEMENT OUR INCOME WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S TAX DO YOU WANNA RULE OR DO YOU WANNA KING? ARE YOU DOWN FOR KILLING FUCKING EVERYTHING? ARE YOU SICK OF LIVING? DO YOU WANNA DIE? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? IS THIS REAL LIFE?

about

Raucous very underdeveloped punk EP of gothic-fantasy inspired nonsense that I put out for Christmas one year. It was good fun, I might revisit the passion project someday. Got distracted trying to turn this into a big party band project with some others but it fell apart due to my inability to drive any damn thing.

A lot of snarls, obnoxious guitars and cooked samples. FFO Conan the Barbarian, The Coneheads, getting silly when cleaning the house.

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released December 25, 2018

J Doe - All sounds and noises

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ROTTEN DEVICE Adelaide, Australia

jon doe
diy est 2010

i love music

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